Airform Sacrosanct Helmets
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Fill your pockets with crystals, break out the amaranth, draw a circle of salt on the ground - the Airform Sacrosanct is one-part wizard spell and the other part alien crop circles.
Your tinfoil hat may block those deep state delta-waves and psychotronic attacks, but it is no match for the street. Adorn your crown with the Sacrosanct and ride unrepentant. The truth is out there.