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We popped the top on a giant can of concentrated habanero chili extract oil, mixed in some spinach and the yolk of an eagle egg. Then we added a dozen drops of nitroglycerin sweat from an ancient salt water dynamite stick. After stirring with the Hurst shifter from a ‘70 Nova demon wagon, we let it simmer to completion at the bottom of the Popocatepetl volcanic crater in Mexico… There are other ways to create pure bad-ass juice but no known method is as reliable. The Icon Brawnson Jacket takes a healthy swig of this barbarous sauce every morning ‘cause it does its killing after breakfast.

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